I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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