so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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