do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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