ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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