I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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