Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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