Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Panties = found
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
