when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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