wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
i've created a new STD.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
