The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
