so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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