It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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