Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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