Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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