stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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