im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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