I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She announced her abortion via fbk
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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