HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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