For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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