I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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