I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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