we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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