At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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