So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
