It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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