thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
