Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Soap is not a condiment
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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