she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Panties = found
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