speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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