she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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