So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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