Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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