i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Randomize
