Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
