Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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