talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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