She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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