I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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