if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
