when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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