Moan for me like Helen Keller
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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