That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
