in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Can I color on your dick again?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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