Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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