im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I don't think brook has ever known best
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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