are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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