You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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