he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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