lets start a swedish sibling band together
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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