i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
