WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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