I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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