ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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