I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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