Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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