did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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