Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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